Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 139

Contest No. 139 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 16, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.



"The lineup is over, you can relax."

We have to stop meeting like this.

You thought doing a skit for the bank tellers was going to make it okay?

Sure, you crack me up, but obviously you didn't crack the judge up.

All this for a cigar?

"Glad to see you're putting on a brave face, honey!"

"Assuming alter identities,
is what got you into this mess!"

"No, I never thought you were too pretty!"

"So, you're the Geraldo of cell block nine!"

"I see you have been applying the Rogaine I sent you."

"No, I don't think that you could pass for Charles Bronson!"

Groucho who?

"Prison has changed you."

"Well, your voice sounds different."

"At least you look the same as when you went inside."

"When did you shave your head?"

"I see you've gained a few pounds."

...so now you’re a con trying to con other cons with your confounded confusion...my condolences!!!

"How many of your wives do you think you can fool ... with that
corny get-up?

"Told you ... NOT to spoof Trump!"

Didn't you ask when they offered you the witness protection program?

Harry, you can remove the Groucho disguise, I know it's you.

Has someone upset you dear, you're very Grouchy today?

"Maybe, the disguise is not such a good idea, honey ... you actually look better looking!"

"Judge Jarvis . . . is that really you?"

So you were a member of Trump's cabinet too?

"Harold, you don't have to put on a face for me"

Mother,your sex change therapy doesn`t seem to be working.

Thanks for seeing me Mr. Smith. I've been told you can get a message to my husband. He's about about your height, bald, clean shaven and no eyebrows.

Gee honey, I've heard of the witness protection program, but never for someone in prison.

So Mr. McGillicuddy, if I understand it correctly, you are in here for misrepresenting yourself.

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