Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 125

Contest No. 125 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest.  This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 24, 2017.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.


Air-conditioning is not included.

This igloo is much bigger than it looks.

...And it comes with a deluxe refrigerator!

"In the summer it doubles as a pool."

You should have told me you were looking for a 2 story house.

I never said windows were included

Does it have central air?

I'm sorry but the fur coats are extra."

"I'm sorry but the icemaker is extra."

"I'm sorry, it doesn't come with a fireplace."

“It’s bigger on the inside.”

I know the price is high, but remember, location, location,

"Now don't go getting cold feet. HAH! I just crack myself up."

"I promise you, with global warming, this'll be beach front property in no time."

"It comes with all modern appliances...except the refrigerator doesn't defrost."

"Well, you know, all houses up here go down in value when summer approaches."

"It comes with free running water in the melting season."

"Not only the refrigerator, but everything in this house makes it's own ice cubes!"

"I know it's kind of humbling when you have to get on your hands and knees just to enter your house."

"It's hard selling houses up here as summer homes."

"Sorry, none of the homes here come with fireplaces."

How’s the neighborhood?

"This is our Sarah Palin model. From the kitchen window you can see Russia."

"It comes with a mini bar stacked with Frozen Daiquiris."

"Trust me, all our water bed mattresses are extra firm."

"Business is slow...Our homes are selling like hot cakes."

"All our homes come with cold and colder running water."

"This is our high tech model. We call it the I-gloo."

"The selling price on these units has sky rocketed since Trump informed us that global warming is fake news."

"These igloos are guaranteed for ten years or global warming...which ever comes first."

Some of your neighbors will have pet polar bears, others will be polar bears.

“This house is really cool....literally!”

No, I'm sorry, it doesn't have a basement.

To get in, you do the limbo.

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