Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 104

Contest No. 104 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week (actually two weeks for this contest only, because I will be away from my computer for a while), after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

So the cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions (two weeks away, for this contest only) is midnight Tuesday, August 2, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


Your right! The political nominating system "has" gotten out of hand.

It's the Magician Bunny that keeps certain people "harebrained" in their sleep.

Wake up! Bobby Bunny is saying hello to you.

"Wake up honey, I think the Republican Primary is finally wrapping up!"

"Look Honey, for once Trump isn't making an ass of himself."

"Look, Trump picked a sports team mascot as his vice presidential running mate!"

Wake up dear, you're beaming your anxieties into the television again.

Well, diversity has certainly made its way to the talk-show circuit, hasn't it?

Finally, something serious.

"Sign-off patterns aren't boring like they used to be."

Look honey,this lady has had the same face lift as your mother.

Come to bed sweetie and I'll give you a lollipop.

1. "I know it's hard for you to watch America go down the rabbit hole."

2. "The Republican Convention is on and they've elected the Mad Hatter as their nominee."

Come to bed sweetheart. I'm going to wear a new outfit you're going to love...Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Trump has a new campaign slogan...Looney Toons!

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