Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 101

Contest No. 101 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, May 24, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


"I just signed up as a transgender. I don't know what it means, but now I can go in the girl's locker room."

"Would you give me your hairdresser's name and address?"

"Is that briefcase for your lunch or divorce papers?

"With this new ruling, even going to the bathroom is fun!"

Why won't you be back tomorrow? I've learned all I need to know.

Give me some of that pot you"ve got in your briefcase. I want to experience what "higher learning" really means.

Sex education taught me that my brain and body don't always agree, so I choose to be a boy to make more money on jobs in the future!

You look smart carrying a briefcase. I bet no one knows except me that you have your dirty underwear in there.

"I'm not that excited about graduating tomorrow. After all, it's only elementary, Watson."

"I got an 'F' in all my subjects but I convinced my parents that today, 'F' stands for 'Fantastic.'

"In my old neighborhood kids came to school with knives and drugs. Here, they bring the same things... plus a lawyer."

"Do you think I will look as smart as you, if I carried a briefcase?"

"I told our new teacher my dog ate my homework, and she bought it. It's going to be a great year!"

"I love Trump. Now when I bully someone, it's cool"

I know you're stupid in spite of the fact that you own a briefcase.

"One day I'm going to make millions from my idea...School-Backpacks."

School has been so much better since they replaced Miss Wilson with an iPad.

They say the best things in life are free but then how come school is free?

I wonder if soldiers said ‘pardon me’ after a kill in the Civil War.

"I think by next week, I'll be able to read with my eyes shut, too!"

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