Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 100

Contest No. 100 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, May 3, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


"I see you whipped your garden into shape."

Are you the Ring Master of this domain, and will you not hesitate to whip this place into shape?

"You realize dandelions don't respond the same way as actual lions, right?"

"That Indiana Jones fantasy never leaves you, does it?"

"Hey, what happens in the bedroom happens in the bedroom, but maybe keep it out of the back yard?"

"I fantasize about being an elephant tamer, myself."

I see you're declaring war on crab grass .

I don't think you realize that you're holding the world's most poisonous snake!!!!

"Have you tried watering it?"

They're hard to train. Call the Lawn Whisperer."

"Bad day at the office, huh?

"Man, that's playing 'Whack-A-Mole' on steroids."

Taming your dandelions?

Keep going! I want to see "Indiana Jones and the Weed-Filled Yard!"

"Nice Weedwacker."

Are you sure your Dominatrix lady friend said-she`d like you to Whip your Grass.

Can I borrow that? The grandkids are coming over this weekend.

That cane is perfect for a 9 foot basketball player who can't walk straight.

Now I know why I heard your wife crying

"I see you finally found a way to keep the neighborhood kids off your lawn."

"Have you considered just getting a guard dog?"

"I assume you're trying to remind me to return your lawnmower."

"You've disproved that good fences make good neighbors"

"I guess you'll be replacing your 'Beware of Dog' sign now."

Let me guess. Did your wife just read "Fifty Shades of Gray"?

"They say if you talk nice to your flowers they actually grow."

"So how are your anger management classes going?"

"Your Crabgrass is not your only crab in your lawn."

Hey neighbor, do you realize that you are not holding a
garden hose?

Trust me. witchcraft does not work.

"You forgot the lion."

"So when are you going to return the bullwhip and the lawnmower you borrowed?"

"Cut your toast with a chainsaw too?"

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep the postmen away...but that thing will."

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