Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 91


Contest No. 91 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, October 27, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.






Comments



Next time you fight don't pick on a girl who's on the wrestling team.



Pick me up at 8. We'll be dining at Chucky Cheese, so dress appropriately.



"The dog ate my clothes " is no excuse for coming to school like this.



Now, Now . . .You know if you taunt other children on the playground about their beliefs is such things as House Bill 2708 and their beliefs on suspending certain tariffs on various imported manufacturing goods, that some of them may start to get angry with you . . .



Jimmmy, next time you insult me, you ain't seen nothin yet.



"Before we go any further - take your hands out of your pockets and put them on my desk so that I can check your fingernails."



Someone forgot to get dressed this morning, or did you grow up in the woods???



"I'm not surprised the apple you gave me had a worm in it."



Smells like the teachers pet needs to visit the poodle parlour for a shampoo.



"Billy, the grunge look went out in 1998."



I see your clothes suffer from an Allergy to water too.



If you weren't my son I would tell you that your parents are slobs.



Let me guess...your dog ate your homework along with your clothes!!



If you have to make a "mess," then go straight to the bathroom and clean-up, then flush!



Your tie doesn't match your tshirt.



Don't you think the basketball coach would find out that you're not
6 '8"?



Sorry, I will not let you participate in the school contest, "Best Dressed Student."



My job is to prepare you for your future in the workforce. So far the only part you've mastered is casual Friday.



No, despite the name, the dress code is not only for girls.



It's clear you've been paying attention to the dress code, because otherwise you could not have so thoroughly violated every part of it.



Let me guess, you got in a fight with the dog and he ate your homework.



Casual Friday is no excuse for not bringing your homework.



"I'll have none of this dress in my classroom. I see enough of it when I go home to my husband."



"Why don't you go down and clean the erasers while we take a class picture."



Now remember, when you get home, I need you to tell your father to return my panties.



I'm glad you liked reading Huckleberry Finn but that doesn't mean you have to dress like him. Maybe you should just play Minecraft like all the other boys.



"Class clown...class slob...that I can accept. But now...class bookie?!"

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