Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 90


Contest No. 90 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, October 6, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.

 






Comments



We've been waiting for service for the last two days. We're losing our patience and we're hungry.



Aperitif ! sorry sir, Dentures are not on the menu.



Waiter, I specifically asked for a table by the attractive people!

Waiter, bring me a more interesting dinner guest!



"We are not divorced yet, we are just talking about it!



"We specifically asked for a waiter sans the Hitler mustache."



I've never experienced such bad service -- I can't make a single damn call!



Who you gotta friend to get some service around here?



You're supposed to be waiting on us, not the other way around.



"You've got a lot of nerve taking pride in a service industry job!"



"For your information, I have been ignored in MUCH snootier establishments!"



We are having an unhappy happy hour.



"I don't want to sit with YOUR wife...I want to sit with MY wife!"



1. "OK, you win. Forget about the fly in my soup and just bring it back."

2. "You call this five star service! It's more like a black hole!"



When can we expect the chef to return from his Costco run?



Don`t be alarmed at the noise, we`re going to have a when Harry met Sally moment



"What's the catch of the day, and I mean today...not yesterday when we first arrived?"



I can't believe that you refuse to talk to your sister because she's at another waiter's table..



Your wife is fed-up being married to a waiter.



You had some nerve telling me that I'm too drunk to order a drink.



For the last ten years you've been my doctor, and now I find that you are a waiter.



-"Parsley... can we at least get some parsley here!?"

-"When you took our order two hours ago, where did you take it to...Afghanistan?"

-"When the Michelin Guide rated you five stars, they must have been referring to your boss's tires"

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- "I can get an appointment with my doctor faster than I can get a meal here!"

- "I'd like a check please. At this point I'll eat anything!"

- "Just grab two hot dogs off of the street cart out front and bring them here."



"Are you aware that I had a full head of hair when you seated us? Can you at least let us know who won the 2012 presidential election?"



I've been searching for you for the last 5 years. At last I found my sister. And you've become a waiter.



Ye God. I finally found you- my identical twin brother. How come you don't look like me any more?



I just counted 743 tables in this restaurant and you're the only waiter. Something isn't right.



The 4 people at the table next to us just said that you're a lousy waiter. Is that true?



This is the first time I've been to a McDonald's where there's a waiter.



- "Tell the chef I retract my compliment."

- "I hate being ignored on an empty stomach."

- "Just because you're a starving actor doesn't mean we have to be starving too."

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