Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 89

Contest No. 89 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, September 15, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption. This is another drawing that's really old. I estimate it was done about 60 years ago, just like my drawing for the previous contest. Once again, let's see what funny captions you can dream up for it. 


"Somebody pull my tooth please, it's killing me!"

Look here folks- I am able to blow my nose myself with no assistance.

"You've got a bad attitude, Johnson! One more missed sale and you're fired!"

"What a misunderstanding!"

"I'M not doing it!"

I can't run this section myself- I need help.

"You heard me right, pal. I've already bought it all!"

If I could fix this myself, I would.

Wait a minute, you want MY help? I get payed to NOT help, you buffoon!

How can't I help you?

Stop calling me Dept,my names Ernie.

I tried to cure my sore throat myself and now I'm sicker than ever.

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