Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 86

Contest No. 86 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, July 7, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


It'll cost extra for a toupee.

I don't understand why my husband wants a white suit with no buttons.

Yes, he does look upset, but that's his happy look

Don't be upset - self-reflection has never been his strong suit!

"I think it would look better on you. Would you mind trying it on?"

Could you dim the lights,the reflection off my husbands head is giving me double vision

"You look just like your dad."

Now wasn't that worth five hours of shopping to find you such a gorgeous looking suit?!

I was hoping a new suit would improve his look. But he's still ugly.

You're a good salesman. We came to this store to buy him a handkerchief.

He wants a new suit when he goes to our divorce party.

I like the suit the guy in the mirror is wearing.

No! No! I was hoping for more of a Brad Pitt Look.

Everything is alright. He better need wigs.

I know what you're thinking. But he wasn't ugly when I met him.

This reminds me of that "I Love Lucy" episode where she meets Harpo Marx!

Every time he buys a suit he does this routine with his twin brother!

No, I said something a little "Donald Trump-ish", not "Donald Frump-ish"!

Does the jacket come with a "hoodie"?

"...So I finally convinced him to buy a new suit for court rather than wearing one of the many that he stole."

He loves it. We'll take it.

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