Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 85

Contest No. 85 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, June 16, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


"Oh look, we may already be winners!"

"He says he needs more underwear and money"

The letter indicates that we, (Bill & Hillary Clinton ), should move to Great Britain!

"It says we have to send a crown jewel to ten different people."

There`s no mention of you having to wear a Anaconda with your Rob.

That script you're reading "The King and I" will never get to Broadway.

Great news- Our son says he wants to marry Prince John of Lichtenstein. At least he's not a commoner.

"Dear Your Majesty or current resident..."

It's a letter from Toys R Us indicating we never paid for our crowns.

1. "It's a huge water bill for the moat."

2. "You're being indicted for using bribery to get the World Jousting Tournament in our country."

3. "You're patent request for the guillotine has been rejected."

4. "They say, being King is not a good enough excuse for being excused from jury duty."

5. "Some Nigerian prince wants you to give him half of your kingdom."

We are being sued by Burger King. They claim your name King Burger is too close to theirs.

The furniture store says they will not allow us to return our two throne chairs because we sat on it.

The local judge says that since we rule Spain you have to change your name from King Arthur to King Arturo.

"It's from Sir Lancelot. He says, 'Henceforth, I would prefer to be known as Lady Lancelot.'"

It's from your friends Ten and Ace. They want to know if Jack is coming over.

Good news. The Sanitation Personnel Manager says you passed the test to be a garbage man. Congratulations

Queenie, put he letter down and look for the knights, the rooks, the pawns and the bishops.

1. "Your life insurance company won't give you a discount just because everyone says 'Long live the king.'"

2. The masses are going to love this speech, but maybe you should cut out, 'Off with their heads.'"

3. It's a great speech, but maybe you should say, 'Let them eat cake' instead of, 'Let them eat pastrami.'"

" Oh Henry, a Valentine card:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If You get out of line
Your head comes off too

"Hamlet wishes to know if he should be or not be home for the holidays."

Wow - what an honor! You just got invited to be the next character killed on Game of Thrones.

1. "A prisoner in your dungeon wants to know if you will be sending him a Father's Day card this year."

2. "The Court Jester says he's not doing stand-up comedy anymore. He's got a sit-com."

It's a letter from our landlord. He says our rent on our castle is going up by 2 shillings.

I'm confused. The letter is from your double. He says he's the King and you're the double!!!

The letter is from the kidnappers that took our daughter. They are asking for a Kings ransom.

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