Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No.47


Contest No. 47 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. If you are prompted to enter a CAPTCHA code, please do so. Then (3) click "Save". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, February 12, 2013.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

This is the drawing that needs your caption:






Comments



I wanted a souvenir of my trip to Greece to put on my desk. She's it.



Well, this model comes life sized and is suitable for framing



I thought this she was nicer than a desk blotter.



And here's our top of the line, Senator...



We intend to survive this recession as well.



1. "This is our deluxe executive desktop gift."

2. "And we throw in the desk for free."

3. "The next show will be in five minutes."

4. "This desk comes with a giant size draw just in case your wife makes a surprise visit."

5. "Here's our all new 2013 model."

6. "Take my wife, please"

7. "We can ship this to your office in a plain paper wrapper."

8. "Would you like her delivered or do you want to take her home now?"

9. "She's a leftover from last years office party."

10. "And you can use it as a desk too."



"So, Mr. Tech Wizard, let's see you build an app better than that."



1."Now this model eliminates the need for an intercom to your secretary."

2. "And she still leaves plenty of room for framed pictures of your wife and family."

3. "We got this marketing idea from the automotive industry."

4. "As you can see, this isn't a floor model."

5. "Or perhaps you would like our economy model that comes with a pen and pencil set."



"Oh, she's practicing on the sand poses for her trip to the beach."



"Would you care for a trial chase around the desk?"



....and this is our desktop model!



1. "Guaranteed to take the boredom out of a desk job."

2. "Sales have sky rocketed on this desk since we replaced our 'The Buck Stops Here' plaque with her."

3. "It's for the CEO who doesn't have everything."

4. "She's just our secretary taking a nap...but hey, everything's for sale for the right price!"

5. "We're still trying to work the kinkiness out of this model."



She gets really nervous before a show.

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