Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 41

Contest No. 41 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security code that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click "Save". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, September 18, 2012.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here

This is the drawing that needs your caption:




Nurse, make a note: no more 'papier mache' casts.

Give him an "F" behaving like an adult.

"Nuts, I made his wife's breasts sag too."

"I think I forgot his knee replacement before sewing him up."

"Get him a pair of chaps and some spurs and he'll be fine."

"Set his left leg the same way. At least he'll be able to ride a horse better."

"Well, so much for him having a leg UP on his competitors."

"He's a great actor but we're still going to have to recast him."

"Give him lots of morphine and maybe he won't realize it until I'm out of the country!"

"I'm in trouble. I don't even know how to reset my alarm clock."

" Keeps dreaming about flying a kite !"

I don’t get it

Worst case of tapeworm that I've ever seen.

"If he sues me, he'll lose. He hasn't got a leg to stand on."

(Note: That list of 8 above are also mine. Forgot to enter name)

"Remind me to invest more money in worm farms."

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