Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 40

Contest No. 40 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security code that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click "Save". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, August 28, 2012.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here

This is the drawing that needs your funny caption. Now's the time to go dig in your trunk for all those old TV cliches, all those old weather forecasting cliches and even all those old wisecracking-guys-with-nothing-but-sex-on-their-minds cliches. Good luck!


Cold fronts, warm fronts.....Heck, I'm only interested in her front.

What a coincidence! My barometer is rising, too.

1. "Now that's what I call a hot front."

2. "Your wife hasn't got suspicious yet why your watching The Weather Channel eight hours a day?"

3. "Well, this explains why your so interested in the weather in Altoona Pennsylvania."

4. "She's definitely contributing to global warming."

5. "Right, and I suppose you also read Playboy for the articles."

6. "Only Obama has to rely on teleprompters more than her."

7. "Great combination...hard news and soft weather."

8. "Your wife's home...quick, click on Al Roker."

9. "The East Coast is definitely her better side."

10. "You've got to admit it...she's got great statistics."

"I hope the weather will be good for our gay wedding this weekend, and I wish this news show would hire some better looking weather reporters!"

I have 8 more hours of this on tape!

"You really need 3D TV to appreciate her front."

"TV is great for keeping us abreast of the weather, don't you think?????

"I love how adorably she says "impending doom"."


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