Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 32

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 32 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'COMMENTS' directly underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, January 10, 2012.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

And here's the drawing that needs your funny captions: captioncontest32.jpg


"Hey, is that you Bob? What brings you here today?"

"Free candy? Oh, it's just a dead guy on the street."

1. "Don't just stand there...Somebody call a lawyer."
2. "Quick, somebody hail a cab...I'm late for work."
3. "Step aside, I'm a lawyer and that accident is my son's college tuition."
4. "Get that man a tourniquet, pillow, and a personal injury claim form."
5. "Hurry, call 311...there's another pothole."
6. "Quick, get him on the sidewalk...The marathon is coming."
7. "Stop gawking, you vultures. Let a ambulance chaser get in there."
8. "Look...there's the pigeon that's responsible for this."
9. "That's one large pigeon dropping."
10. "Let's do this in an orderly manner. Form a line and each person gets 5 minutes of gawking."

Call 311, my grandson works there and he is marvelous. Tell them to ask for Daniel.

Excuse me. Is he part of this new occupy sidewalk movement?

I'm supposed to meet my friend here for lunch. Can you ask him if his name is Harry?

1. "May he rest in pieces."
2. "That taxi hit him. Why is it there's always a cab when you don't want one?"
3. "Oh my, it's Derek Jeter. It must have been a hit and run."
4. "Quick, somebody take a picture and post it on Youtube."
5. "The city shouldn't have replaced the 'Walk/Don't Walk' signs with their new Lottery promotion...'Dash For The Cash!'"
6. "He's fine.He just wants that woman to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation."

"Dibs on the lawsuit!"

Add new comment

Plain text

  • No HTML tags allowed.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
This question is for testing whether or not you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.