Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 13

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 13 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight, Tuesday November 2nd.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here. And now, here's the new drawing: captioncontest13.jpg Hmmm. What in the world is going on here? I look forward to seeing your funniest captions.


Since my operation where I became a basso, my husband will do anything not to hear me.

I just knew buying those ear muffs was a great investment.

"Henry has never been the same since his encounter with the alien overlords."

1. "He claims he's listening to music but I know he's infatuated with the woman's voice on his GPS."
2. "He only wears them when he forgets his eyeglasses. He hates the sound of metal crunching."
3. "They're not headphones. It's the latest in portable shock treatment."
4. "Wait, let me make sure he can't hear us...'So the pregnancy test came back positive.'"

"It's cheaper than a glass partition."

"You think the headphones are outdated? They're plugged into an 8 track sound system."

Even with the volume of the music turned up I can still hear what they are chattering about.

1. The headphones are very practical, when he's done listening to music he can use them as a dumbbell.
2. When your birthday's on Halloween, you gotta expect some practical joke presents.

These headphones were a great birthday present.

"He told me he didn't want a backseat driver. I told him that he will listen to me, unless he suddenly goes deaf."

I like it when Irving wears his headphones. We can say anything we want!

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