Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 6

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 6 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details:

I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions is midnight, Tuesday May 11th. I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here. New contests will appear at very irregular intervals in the future.

Here's the new drawing. I expect some creative captions -- but mainly, have fun with it!



You weren't kidding about the empty chair technique.

Sometimes I just think I'm talking to myself.

No patients yet. I'm wondering if I should advertise.

"... and that brings me back to my terrible fear of abandonment ..."

I told you I was shy but this is going a little too far.

"maybe it's the chair, not me."

After standing all day it feels good to lay down for a while.

"I'm bewildered by your lack of response."

This virtual reality may work for some people, but I don't know if it works for me, doc.

"There's something bothering me, Doc. I think people are taking advantage of my blindness."

I know that it's said that a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client - but that's not true for psychiatrists, right? ... No, I don't think so.

"But why DID the chicken cross the road?"

I think it's time to tell you about my imaginary friends.

"To top it all off, I can't seem to attract any Twitter followers."

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