Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 2

Ready for Caption Contest No. 2?

Here it is. For full contest information, click here.

Briefly, these are the basic rules: I'll supply a drawing of one of my cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' below the drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for a week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

New contests will appear at very irregular intervals in the future.

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"What's an acronym?"

I am Having A Nice Day. Are you?

I think everyone has a right to Have A Nice Day.

I'm waving my HAND...

We gathered here today to vote for a name for the new political party!!

I'm holding this sign in honor of my poor husband whose hand was burned off by a lightning bolt while he was barbecuing!

It doesn't stand for anything. I just wanted to join the party.

It stands for Housewives Against Nincompoop Demonstrators.

I wanted to lend a hand to the demonstration.

It doesn't mean anything. I'm just trying to get some upper-body exercise.

"It says...Harvey Appelbaum Noted Designer"

Give you a HAND!!??

Don't ask me any questions, I am a member of the NO party!

On the other hand you have different fingers.

Wait, we're not at a name-your-favorite-body-part convention?

Quick! HAND me an Acronym Decoder, so I can join a cause!

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