Contest No. 3 starts right now. Click here for full rules and regulations, but briefly, here they are:
I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “Comments” underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you’re a human being and not a machine, and (4) click “Submit”. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
New contests will appear at very irregular intervals in the future.
Hope you all have fun with this one!
Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 3
Remember sweetheart, I said I might want a little fish tonight.
Left by Frank Berelson on February 9th, 2010
You told me you know how to debone a fish. Good luck!
Left by Frank Berelson on February 9th, 2010
If this big guy could only have kept his mouth shut he’d have stayed out of trouble, he’d be happy and so would I!
Left by Al Grand on February 9th, 2010
I’m in the mood for fish, but I don’t want anything that tastes fishy.
Left by Al Grand on February 9th, 2010
I thought I told you that I wanted to mount it.
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
Are you sure this is within the recommended amount of fish to eat in a week?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
Did you check the mercury level?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
Did you check with the FDA on this?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
The surf looks good. Now where’s the turf?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
How small was the pond that this came out of?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
He is giving me a fishy look.
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
Are you sure it is dead?
Left by Ed Smith on February 10th, 2010
Is THAT what you did to my fish?
Left by leftie on February 10th, 2010
Are you sure THAT’s my fish?
Left by leftie on February 10th, 2010
Didn’t I tell you that I DON’T like artichoke with my fish!!
Left by leftie on February 10th, 2010
Because it’s hot in the oven? That’s why it’s wearing my sweat bands?
Left by Keith Brown on February 10th, 2010
That does it! Here on I don’t eat anything that can smile!
Left by sharon on February 11th, 2010
Tuna fish … again?
Left by Levi on February 11th, 2010
“Louise, have you been fishing in deep waters again?”
Left by kelasher on February 11th, 2010
“I said I was sorry I threw out your childhood copy of ‘One Fish, Two Fish’. Now can I have a steak?”
Left by kelasher on February 11th, 2010
Hey. Why’s my plate empty?
Left by Liz on February 12th, 2010
The smelt of this fish is giving me a haddock.
Left by allyasher on February 12th, 2010
Madam, I knew Julia Child, Julia Child was a friend of mine. Madam, you’re no Julia Child.
Left by kelasher on February 12th, 2010
I’ve heard of the fish stinking from the head but this is ridiculous.
Left by allyasher on February 12th, 2010