Report to Legal Management, 1994





The Suffolk Lawyer, 1998





American Tool, 1999





Rough Notes, 1997





Medical Tribune, 1984





Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 132


 

       "Can't you see! It's a perfect match, you're much smarter than me and                                           I'm much prettier than you."

                                          (by Brendan Gannon)

 

My original caption: "Darling, please marry me . . . or, failing that, promote me to Sales Manager."

 

Congratulations, Brendan Gannon, this makes a solid second victory for you! You can once again bask in the glory of being one of the funniest people around.

There weren't too many submissions for this cartoon drawing, which I thought would be an easy one for you captioneers. 

Here are the other captions that "almost made it":

"Let's run away together . . . before the Feds get here." (by Marco)

"Could you please help me up, my knee is locked." (by Diane)

"Gladys, will you do me the honor of drafting the Murphy proposal?" (by Rich Wolf)

"I know this seems a bit old fashioned, but I just lost my secretary and I was hoping you were available." (by spencer)

Thanks for participating, and be on the lookout for Contest No. 133 -- it'll be posted in a few weeks.

 




Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 132


Contest No. 132 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, April 3, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.




Dartnell, 1991





Insurance Sales, 1982





The Suffolk Lawyer, 1998





Pages

Subscribe to Eli Stein Cartoons RSS