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Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 8

Posted by Eli on June 30th, 2010

First of all, I now realize that I’ve painted myself into a corner with this contest. Every time I pick a winner, I make new enemies or, at the very least, lose a lot of good will. That’s because all of you who participate are so positive that your caption is so much better than the winning caption, and let me know as much! I don’t quite know how to solve this problem.

That being said, here’s the winning caption:

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“These web startup company names are really getting ridiculous.”

My original caption:

“I guess you could say he’s sort of a crackpot’s crackpot.”

So congratulations, Caryn — you are now officially one of the funniest people around.

I really liked the topical originality of Caryn’s caption. Other entries that came close: Kelasher’s “polly wolly doodle all the day”, Frank’s “a song you can understand” and Ed Smith’s “Horace Heidt” and “the Andrews Sisters” (make up your mind, Ed — who recorded it?).

To the rest of you — please keep trying! New contest coming up shortly.

Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 8

Posted by Eli on June 22nd, 2010

National Business Employment Weekly, May 8, 1988

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The Suffolk Lawyer, April 1996

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Selling Power, May 1997

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Woman’s World, February 23, 1988

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Florida Bar News, March 15, 1997

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Vegetarian Times, July 1987

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Woman’s World, February 28, 1989

Posted by Eli on June 11th, 2010

Law Practice Management, March 1997

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Florida Bar Journal, July/August 1995

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Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 7

Posted by Eli on June 9th, 2010

Back again

Posted by Eli on June 5th, 2010